Top 10 White People Tweets (April 21, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed
  • 02
    Text - phakathi inside. @jadeecara i miss that drunk feeling when you're taking a pee in the bathroom and you're smiling to yourself cause you're just happy and having a good time
  • 03
    Text - Devon Palmer @devonpalmers Well I officially just got layed off of my job at Redbox so Im finally allowed to say yes there is a person inside the Redbox I was one of them and I loved it 1:40 AM 4/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 04
    Text - Bill Marx for Congress @BillforPA14 I mean you have to admit it's hilarious that the people who have spent their entire lives stockpiling beans & ammo and publishing newsletters about preparing to shelter in place during a global crisis are the ones having meltdowns because they can't go to the cheesecake factory. 7:49 PM 19 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 7,411 Retweets 22K Likes
  • 05
    Text - Mr. Chonkers @SenorEIMeowMeow Idea: we should create a national database of landlords who evicted people during the pandemic and never rent from them ever again.
  • 06
    Text - Mike Nelson @mikenelson586 Middle school history teacher in 2050: Then, in the 20s, there was a presidential impeachment, threat of a US/ Iranian war, global pandemic, and a massive economic recession. Student: what years? Teacher: the first three months of 2020
  • 07
    Vertebrate - NEON NO @Neon_woof studios: ok it's absolutely imperative that the audience knows which one is a GIRL wolf and which one is a BOY wolf studios, every single time: ok wait I got it 3:09 AM Apr 19, 2020 - Twitter for Android
  • 08
    Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant me: one cocaine mcflurry please employee: u already know i can't do that me: why? employee: machine's broken 9:37 AM · 20 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android
  • 09
    Text - skoog @Skoog Millenial culture is texting someone to let them know you're going to call them so they can mentally prepare for the eventual phone call.
  • 10
    Text - Pasha @paulludwig A group of Karens is called a Karavan 9:45 AM 4/20/20 · Twitter for Android 176 Retweets 1,185 Likes Kyle 8 @kyle2chi · 2h Replying to @paulludwig Dodge Karavan?

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